Showing posts with label Homeschooling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Homeschooling. Show all posts

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Glorious Sunday Morning

It is another beautiful day in Central Florida today, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, what is that unusual sound...a rare Florida Bird, Frog, Gator....no it's me STILL COUGHING!

If you don't homeschool sorry you may not find this as funny as us Homeschooling Moms

*A Homeschool Mom’s New Year’s Resolutions*

I will not be late for field trips, classes, parties, doctor's
appointments, church or any other important events, even if I have to take the baby 'as is.'

I will limit my email/facebook to two hours a day so I can remember to feed the children.

I will quit stealing grocery money to buy more books at the local library sale.

I will never again try to figure out how everything we do & purchase is a tax deduction for education.

I promise not to get mad or yell at anybody before church, even if the children have to go with one shoe and unmatched socks.

I will quit hiding in the bathroom when the children overwhelm me.

I will start a home business to finance my book addiction. I think I'll start with buying and selling books on eBay.

I promise myself I will lose 20 pounds before my high school reunion in June.

I promise to read all the neat books I bought to the children before I sell them on eBay.

I promise to put $20 every week into my Education Envelope so I don't cry in the
vendor hall at our local homeschool convention this spring.

I will go to bed on time so I can wake up before the baby, even if I have to leave the dishes in the sink, again.

I will wash the car every week and clean it out after every trip out of town.

I promise to control all conflict, including screaming, kicking, throwing things, slamming
doors, pouting, fighting, leaving, locking people in the bathroom, and other such childish behavior, when I don't get my way.

I promise to read to the children every night and quit pretending I'm asleep.

I promise not to usurp the answering machine's authority.

I promise not to hog the computer once my husband has come home from work even
though he only wants to play solitaire.

I promise to try to think of one positive thing to tell my husband when he comes home
from work before I unload on him the 20 things that went wrong.

I will try not to buy one more math program.

I promise to teach my children the correct response to store clerks and bank tellers so
they don't reply, 'I don't go to school.'

I promise to quit bribing my children to be quiet by paying them money or candy.

I promise to read all the books I own before I buy anymore.


Enjoy these as I go relax on the lanai and soak up the sun poolside and for those of you who live in the frozen northern tundra...I am sorry. :-(


Blessings 2 U Friends

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Testing....Testing.....1...2....3....

Can you hear me now? Goooood.
Last week our school curriculum arrived and I would not open the box until a few other things were finished.
You remember? The tax paperwork! The group email updates, thankfully Doris did most of the work on that list.
I just added a few and put those additions on the Hookers blogsite.
Yesterday morning we opened the box...
First we have to check in the books against the packing slip.....
then we have to seperate them by student....
next we have to read each subjects instruction sheet & make sure all the required tests, teacher keys, textbooks are there for each student.
This is the Basic H.S. Curriculum for Tyler


This is Sahara's curriculum





Today I have to go through each subject and break it down into segments according to when we want the school year to end.
In the meantime the C.A.T. tests have to be taken & sent back to the school. This year is a little bit awkward since Tyler is in H.S. and has longer for some test sections than Sahara...
We are almost finished though and they can get started on school.